Something smells off 😬 brokers deal terms lease leases loi negotiations small business Dec 10, 2025

The other day I opened my fridge and suffered an olfactory assault. It wasn't the worst mystery odor I’d ever smelled, but it was pretty bad. I hadn’t noticed anything the day before, so it seemed to have come on fast and strong. 

 

It wasn’t immediately obvious to me what was causing the smell, but it could have been a couple things — all of which I’ll blame on my husband, since he’s the only one who cooks for a family of six when there are only three of us at the table. So the only thing to do was to proceed with the unpleasant #adulting task of sniffing everything until you find the culprit. It was the leftovers in the Dutch oven.

 

 

I won’t attempt to pathologize why my brain doe...

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Percentage rent -- Not as scary as it seems 🎃 common misconceptions deal terms lease money negotiations percentage rent retail reality tips for retailers Oct 29, 2025

 

Percentage rent has a PR problem. It’s right up there with the personal guaranty on the list of concepts retailers love to hate... but should it be? The initial feeling of “oh haaaale no” is tough to overcome, but just like colonoscopies and unmedicated childbirth, once you learn how it really works, it’s not as bad as it sounds…in fact, a lot of people do it willingly.

 

💡 ICYMI there are two types of percentage rent. One is where the rent payment is a set percentage of revenues each month instead of a fixed base rent. Tenants love this, and they should. We’re talking about the other percentage rent – where above a certain threshold, a tenant pays some additional rent on top of their r...

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Keep Greek tragedy on the stage 🎭 common misconceptions deal terms lease loi startups Oct 22, 2025

If you’re a regular reader of this newsletter, you’ll know that there’s a solid 50% chance that I’ll have written this on a train, and a 10% chance that I’m going to use one of my favorite podcasts to make a point about real estate. Well, today’s no exception. 

I actually only have three true favorite podcasts. I already wrote Acquired a month ago. The second is about the Murdaugh murders*, and I haven’t yet found a not-completely-inappropriate way to relate that topic to real estate. But the third one continues to deliver gems.

 

So the moment I listened to episode #2 of The Rest is History’s four-part series on Greek myths, this newsletter was bursting fully-formed like Athena from Zeus...

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Your "good deal" is not necessarily my "good deal" 🤝 common misconceptions deal terms leases negotiations Jan 16, 2024

Our society is so polarized that we can disagree on some of the most fundamental topics, like whether The Righteous Gemstones is a genius work of art (it is), or whether life is worth living without cheese (it is not).

 

Still, there are a few baseline things we can all agree on:

 

No one wants to be taken advantage of

Everyone likes a good deal

 

TV gif. Actor John Goodman as Dr. Eli in The Righteous Gemstones wears tinted Aviator glasses and a nice suit, with an over ear microphone next to his mouth. He raises his arms up to the heavens, looks up, and shouts, “Amen!”

 

In retail real estate, your best safeguard against #1 is to use a reputable retail real estate broker. But #2 is tricky, because when it comes to brick-and-mortar business, your “good deal” is almost certainly not my “good deal”.

 

Your broker’s job is to ensure that the deal you’re considering is within the realm of normal for your m...

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