Many first-time retailers are pretty surprised to find out that it takes such a looooong time to sign a lease and get open. Some even think, “oh wow, that’s like being pregnant with a baby,” but they are wrong, because it’s really like being pregnant with a donkey. How do we know this? We googled it. Turns out, donkeys have a gestation period of 11 - 15 months (also — unrelated but fascinating — a female donkey is called a jenny.)

Anyhow, if you can get your lease signed in the time it takes to bake a human baby cake, good for you! But it’s more typical for you to be on burro-ed time (fair warning - more donkey puns coming.)

There are at least four distinct stages in the process, and these...

Last month I got a question so good that I decided to write a whole newsletter about it.

The question was:

“A landlord is offering a space for a long term lease - would she lease it to me as a pop-up, for just six months or so?”

It is such a good question that I couldn’t pack a full answer into the end of our Q&A. Here’s what I said in the webinar: Don’t worry about what a landlord will or won’t let you do. Instead, stay true to YOUR business plan and make a plan that works for YOU.

But, let’s assume you’ve done just that and concluded that it does work for your business plan to pursue a short term deal. Would a landlord even be willing to entertain it?

The short answer is maybe. Deal...

I had a stack of books and a daily newspaper during the holiday break, but it was a recent article in The New Yorker that really got me thinking. So you can thank Cal Newport's “The Year in Quiet Quitting: A new generation discovers that it’s hard to balance work with a well lived life" from the December 29th issue for today's naval-gazing newsletter.

Newport argues that like the Boomers and Millennials before them, Gen Z is just taking its generational at-bat of reimagining the balance and intertwining of being a person and needing a job. As an elder millennial approaching my 42nd birthday, I could recognize the generational differences between my parents, my peers, and kids these days.

ICYMI:  “LOI” stands for Letter of Intent, and it refers to the short document that you and your landlord will trade back and forth to nail down the most important business terms of a potential lease -- the fundamental elements of your relationship together.

We’ve heard it so many times from first-time retailers. “Oh, I already got an LOI on that space, so this is how much the rent costs.” NO, SIR! This is not Crate&Barrel where standard shams cost $39 and a glittered foam apple costs $72. 

When you start searching for the right space, you’re not in a Crate&Barrel at all. You’re in a loud, crowded Turkish bazaar. You browse stalls until you find something that catches your eye, and then th...

If you've ever called the number on a "For Lease" sign, we're guessing the conversation you had was pretty confusing.

Maybe it went a little something like this...

You: "Hi, I was calling to get some information on the store I saw on Main Street that's empty, next to the flower shop?"

Mystery broker (let's call him "Kevin"): "OK?"

You: "Um, yeah, well, is it available?"

Kevin: "Yeah."

You: "Uhh, OK, how much is the rent?"

Kevin: "It's $40 a foot."

You: "Oh, OK...how much is it per month?"

Kevin: "Well, it's $40 a foot plus triple nets and it's about 2,000 square feet. Can you send me your business plan?"

You: "Wait - I'm not even sure if I'm interested, I don't understand how much ...

Most of the time, our first conversation with a prospective Pedal Retailer makes them very happy. They’re happy (or at least relieved) to hear that (a) they can do what they’re dreaming of doing, and (b) we can help them do it. But without fail, we eventually make our way to the topic that triggers the cortisol...

We always manage to upset people when we answer the question, “so how long is this going to take?”

Since we’re committed to “real talk, always,” we’re honest with our clients about the realistic timeframe to opening a bricks-and-mortar business. We explain that the process takes anywhere from six to 18 months, and that seems to be about six to 18 months longer than they wer...

We talk often about why business plans are essential to providing you the information required to find the right space and right deal. But like many things in our TikTok-attention-span world, the style and appearance of your business plan are going to do a lot of the heavy lifting.

If we're really being honest, not many people are going to read your entire business plan. My mom will, and she'll happily point out every grammatical error, but she's not your target audience. Anyone who you need to say "yes!" to your business plan is most likely going to skim your plan and read only the sections they're most interested in.

This means that your plan has to land on desks (or inboxes) and m...

 If you had a burning rash on your face, would you really need to see a dermatologist? Well, it really depends on your tolerance for DIY solutions. You can use WebMD and YouTube and try to diagnose and remedy your affliction, but a burning rash on your face sounds pretty painful and gross, so you’d probably call an expert. 

Yes. Yes. 1000% yes. Leases are not exactly rashes, but they can certainly be painful and lead to (emotional and financial) disfigurement if not properly handled. We say this all the time, but once more for the crowd in the back…leases are five to ten year legally binding contracts. Also, they are written in Legalese, which is a foreign language to those of us whose lega...