The love that only brick and mortar gives 💞 retail reality small business startups Feb 13, 2024

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. So as a prepared parent, I ordered a “classroom” box of Ring Pop Tongue Painters for my daughter’s third grade class. Yes, I Amazoned the purchase. Yes, these “tongue painters” probably have some gross chemicals in them. Don’t judge me. Sometimes I eat Doritos, too.


Music Video GIF by Epitaph Records


These “classroom” Ring Pops come in packaging that allows you to Sharpie on each kid’s name, which I suppose makes the distribution more personal. I didn’t spend the extra $8 on the matching cards that let your kid write individual notes. Alice had to write “unique and specific” notes to each of her classmates in second grade, and it was a reeeeeeaaaaal challenge for a girl who inherited my mother-...

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How landlords (big and small) are like dogs 🐶 common misconceptions landlords small business Feb 06, 2024

Let’s talk about landlords.

 

Often when we start considering retail spaces, Pedal Retailers express some version of this concern about large, corporate landlords: won’t they try to take advantage of us as a small business?

 

The image in their minds is that corporate landlords are like this:

Wolf GIF

While individual or mom-and-pop landlords are like this:

Golden Retriever Dog GIF by WoofWaggers

But having worked on more deals than any human should, we know that in many cases, the big corporate landlords can actually be like this:

Dog Help GIF

And that mom-and-pop landlords can also be like this:

Lazy Dog GIF

 

It makes total sense for small retailers (especially those navigating brick-and-mortar for the first time) to assume that corporate landlo...

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🥬 The essential ingredient to opening a new retail business business planning common misconceptions retail reality startups Feb 06, 2024

Regular readers of this newsletter know that opening a retail space is hard work - and running one is even harder. And yet, so many of us are determined enough to attempt it - but how can you know whether you have what you need to pull it off?

We get asked this question all the time - "I have a dream of opening a [coffee shop/ crossfit gym/ vegan steakhouse], but I don't have any [money/ experience/ connections with seitan distributors]. Can I do this?

Our answer is always the same - yes, you can!

We are big believers that where there's a will there's a way. The road may not be easy, or obvious - in fact, it rarely is. Fundraising is awkward at best, defeating at worst. Recruiting experie...

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Retail takes it in the face first 😁 lease retail reality small business Jan 23, 2024

I’ve been thinking a lot these past few months about how retail really exists on the front lines of American culture and society. I’m no economist, but I think it has to do with the fact that how we choose to spend (or not spend) money is a real-time reflection of our priorities and preferences. Put all of us together making many small financial decisions (and transactions) on a daily and weekly basis, and the impact is hard to ignore.

 

Retail takes it in the face first.

 

Prepare Season 7 GIF by Game of Thrones

 

 

Let’s think of some of the recent cultural “events,” and let’s exclude COVID. We’re all painfully aware of how the retail industry was first in line to be decimated by COVID, but that’s a circumstance that is ...

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Your "good deal" is not necessarily my "good deal" 🤝 common misconceptions deal terms leases negotiations Jan 16, 2024

Our society is so polarized that we can disagree on some of the most fundamental topics, like whether The Righteous Gemstones is a genius work of art (it is), or whether life is worth living without cheese (it is not).

 

Still, there are a few baseline things we can all agree on:

 

No one wants to be taken advantage of

Everyone likes a good deal

 

TV gif. Actor John Goodman as Dr. Eli in The Righteous Gemstones wears tinted Aviator glasses and a nice suit, with an over ear microphone next to his mouth. He raises his arms up to the heavens, looks up, and shouts, “Amen!”

 

In retail real estate, your best safeguard against #1 is to use a reputable retail real estate broker. But #2 is tricky, because when it comes to brick-and-mortar business, your “good deal” is almost certainly not my “good deal”.

 

Your broker’s job is to ensure that the deal you’re considering is within the realm of normal for your m...

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💵 When should you start fundraising? business planning fundraising money startups Jan 09, 2024

Every so often we hear from clients concerns along the lines of, "so-and-so told me that NO ONE will invest in my business until I have a signed lease."

And every time we hear that, the alarms start ringing in our brains. Here's why...

1. There are very few (if any) things in life that "NO ONE" will do. People regularly compete in hot dog eating contests. People have tigers for pets. People get married for the seventh time. You should automatically be skeptical of claims about what "everyone" or "no one" will do. Listen to what the person is telling you, but stay calm, and don't let those claims psych you out or have you thinking that there is only one way to do something. This advice appl...

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The endless journey to opening day 🛥️ retail reality startups timeline Jan 09, 2024

A couple months ago I read The Wager: A Tale of Shipwreck, Mutiny, and Murder by David Grann. Did you read it too? It seems like a lot of us did.

 

Like most everything I encounter, there were a few elements that made me think of retail leasing. To be clear, I don’t always think of leasing per se — that would be weirdly specific — but I DO have built in “retailer vision” which I can’t seem to remove. 

 

Well that’s what happened with The Wager, when at one of the most suspenseful parts of the tale, my mind went to the LOI and leasing process.

Season 17 Episode 10 GIF by The Simpsons 

If you haven’t yet read it yet, here’s the part of the story you need to know for my point to make sense:

 

In the late 1700s, a bunch of sti...

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Your retail space needs botox and filler to stay looking fresh, too 💄 money operations retail reality small business Jul 25, 2023


Okay, before we start, let me just acknowledge how much I hate the fact that I’m using a woman’s aging as the centerpiece of this article, but you all already know that I do my part in smashing the patriarchy AND I love a perfect metaphor. So here we are.


I saw this meme the other day about how Anne Hathaway looks pretty much exactly like she did 20 years ago. Now we all know why that’s the case, right? Clearly the woman won the genetic lottery, but she’s also been “investing” in maintaining her 19-year-old face since she was 19.

 



Now I’m sure this meme was trying to sell me something to stick in or on my face, but do you know what the image mashup made ME think of? You guessed it. Reta...

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